BMW Films meets
Domino crossed with
Hitman: Blood Money plus
Man on Fire, with a dash of
The Big Lebowski. Seven hitmen (and women) like a meaner version of
The Royal Tennenbaums who got mixed up with
Tony Montana and the armorers from
Snatch .
Ben Affleck is in there, a cross between his characters from
Reindeer Games and
Dogma, with a little bit of
GOB from
Arrested Development in the mix.
Ray Liotta reprises his role from
Narc, but this time he is channeling
Bruce Lee, circa
Enter the Dragon.
Ryan Reynolds is just
Ryan Reynolds, because he never needs to be any more than that.
Jason Bateman is in there, with cues from
Patrick Bateman, and a sore on his lip that looks more like it would be at home on
Lindsey Lohan than
Michael Bluth.
The trailer is straight
Tony Scott, but with the restraint of brother
Ridley. We've got rewinding, fast forwarding, and pictures that could have come out of
Bad Boys 2, but this is like
Michael Bay on speed. The contrast is dialed way up,
CSI style, but the pacing is more
Run Lola Run. The trailer is worth watching, available in
Quicktime, but with the immediacy of
WMV. The sound is crisp and sharp, evoking
Lost, but without all the nonsense. Download this, like you've been downloading
The Pictures of Britney Spears with No Underwear On.
Trailer
2 comments:
I kind of thought those would be links... you know, like hypertext or something...
I won't say I'm disappointed.
I also thought they'd be links. I think Ben is on crack.
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